Sorry! This web page has been shut down by order of the federal government
By order of the US Dept. of Social Justice and the US Commission on Internet Fraud, an injunction has been issued against the web sites for National Car Care Now!, National Computer Care Now!, and National Pet Care Now! Although the US Government may be sympathetic with many of the ostensible objectives of said organizations, extensive wrongdoing on the part of Jeff Lindsay, the founder and chairman of said organizations, has necessitated federal action in the form of an injunction against these sites, along with other pending actions as directed by law. Among the allegations being investigated are operation of a satirical organization without a permit in violation of USC 93 Sec. 245a.
If you are aware of any other illicit organizations operating on the internet, please let us know ASAP.