Entries Tagged as 'Humor'

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

1975 Lorem Ipsum For Sale - Excellent Condition

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Friday, September 29th, 2006

Pointless, Inc. in Iraq: No-Bid Contracts Awarded

My little company, Pointless, Inc., has been awarded some lucrative no-bid contracts in Iraq. This builds, of course, on our previous lucrative contract to implement corproate performance review systems at Abu Ghraib to demoralilze captive combatants - a controversial policy, we admit, but one that was needed to protect the lives of all of you.

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

Microsoft Warns of New Critical Flaw in All Versions of Office: Eternal Souls at Risk

Microsoft has admitted to another critical flaw being exploited in “zero day” attacks in all versions of Microsoft Office programs, across all platforms, apparently even more serious than other recently announced critical flaws. The newly found Darn.Me/Curse.Me backdoor trojan program, first spotted causing havoc on Whitehouse computers, allows hackers to take over computers who open […]

Monday, September 4th, 2006

Free Proofreading of Business Cards: One Easy Way to Help Your Immigrant Friends in 10 Seconds or Less

While I got a chuckle from the message of this business card that I picked up at an oriental grocery store recently, it made me realize that native English speakers could do a great service to their immigrant friends and acquaintances by simply offering to proofread materials that they might wish to print for their […]

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

The Perfect Music Video to Appreciate the Fed

“Every Breath You Take” by Dean Glenn Hubbard of CBS (the Columbia School of Business) is my pick for the best tune ever about the Federal Reserve Bank. Remarkable for its economic insights!