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The server for Jeff Lindsay's Cracked Planet was unable to divine the intent of your selection. You can manually select your page from my index. If that doesn't work, you'll have to sue, or use the Google search engine above. Meanwhile, take solace in some haiku....
Webmaster's Haiku for the Lost...

Snow monkeys scamper
Scattering flakes to the wind:
Yours melts in my eye.

- J.L., 2/4/00

False notes scar the song,
A lost stroke mars the kanji:
Please check your typing.

- J.L., 10/27/00

At dawn, a trembling
Wind flutters through the bamboo.
Its source leaves no trace.

- J.L., 2/17/00

Drums pound in the night,
Hollow echoes fill my chest:
My heart skips a beat.

- J.L., 2/17/00

Ice alone remains;
The straw yields mere bubbles, noise.
Slurp! Nothing rises.

- J.L., 10/27/00

Quantum states flicker.
Silence - or a purr? My guess:
That cat got your page.

- J.L., 2/18/00

Tight the bow, steady
The hand, straight the arrow, but
The target was gone.

- J.L., 2/18/00

The red sun bathes clouds
Then sinking, soaks light back in.
No eyes see your page.

- J.L., 2/18/00

Thump, thump, thump! The tire
Lacking air is hard to steer:
Your address went flat.

- J.L., 10/27/00

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