Satirical Offerings from Jeff Lindsay:
- Dec. 23, 2000: Clinton Administration Prepares for Smooth Transition; Shredding Services Overwhelmed
- Dec. 18, 2000: Hillary Unveils 2004 Campaign Strategy: "Take Our Message to the Courts"
- Dec. 13, 2000: Anguished Media Apologizes to Gore: "We Let You Down"
- Dec. 11, 2000: Florida Supremes Update Image, Acquire "SCOFLA" Trademark
- Dec. 8, 2000: Bush Offers to Pardon Al Gore
- Dec. 5, 2000: A Gracious Gore Concedes; Lieberman to Introduce Constitutional Amendment
- Dec. 1, 2000: Preoccupied Americans Surprised by Chinese Conquests
- Nov. 29, 2000: Executive Order Settles Election Controversy
- Nov. 28, 2000: Gore Threatens Nation with Telethon
- Nov. 27, 2000: Gore Strategy: Call for United Nations to Intervene
- Nov. 26, 2000: Democratic Sleeping Secrets Revealed
- Nov. 25, 2000: Omniscience Virus Detected: Teenagers, Justices Most Sorely Afflicted
- Nov. 23, 2000: Florida Court Calls for Psychics to Divine the Public Will
- Nov. 22, 2000: Florida Waitress: "Shortchanged by Al Gore"
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