Customer Referrals for Pointless, Inc.
"To extend one's vision beyond the mundaneone must see the Customer
as one himself or herself sees
himself or herself, respectively." David J. Huffenpuff,
Unsolicited Customer Referrals | "When you offered to do the job for free just to get exposure, I was skeptical. Now it's clear: we got our money's worth - every penny of it." -- M.J. in Nevada |
"When you first approached us, I had a suspicion that your company was totally incompetent. When I saw your work, you removed all our doubts." -- T.S. in Rhode Island |
| "I never dreamed that I would see work like this in the twentieth century." -- A.B. in Georgia |
"I just can't believe the kind of 'quality' you have in your organization." -- R.V. in Guam |
| "My business was at death's door. Then you came along and pulled us through." -- G.S. in Texas | "Thanks so much for trying to fix the VCR. I'm proud of you, son." -- Mrs. O. in Idaho |
| "Frankly, we expected low quality when you first walked through our doors. Now that your work is done, I can honestly say that YOU FULLY MET OUR EXPECTATIONS." -- T.Z. in New York | "In one day you did to our company what would have taken months for the IRS to achieve. We're still stunned." - B.G. in Alabama |
We're proud of our customer referrals. Isn't it time that you joined that thronging crowds of highly satiated customers and experience true WHOLENESS and INNER PEACE ( = PROFIT!) through our innovative enhancement strategies, customized for your unique business needs? BE BOLD - express your needs to our customer service division at SpendNow@pointless.com. You'll have enhanced self-esteem for doing so. NOW ACCEPTING AMERICAN EXPRESS.
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