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Have you ever felt like you were the only authentic Christian left? Now you can prove it, with the new CultMaster 2000® CD-Rom package. CultMaster 2000® is produced by Kingdom of the Kults, Inc., a business founded by experienced professional cult-fighters who now make their skills available to you. For just $99.99, the CultMaster 2000® will let you prove that anyone who doesn't see things your way is any of the following:
Sword of Truth award The patented CultMaster anti-cult software includes two major modules. First, there is the Cult Exposer® module, which contains explosive documentation on the doctrinal absurdities and historical scandals behind over 3,000 religious denominations, including every major Christian denomination in the United States except yours (all negative information about your denomination of choice is deleted during the initial installation of the software). For example, if your denomination is Methodist, you can access Cult Exposer® to print out detailed briefs showing why Lutherans, Catholics, and Presbyterians are pitiful, deluded followers of a lie, adhering to doctrines that clearly make them non-Christian cultists. Cult Exposer® is customizable, allowing you to classify others as falling into any or all of the categories listed above (non-Christian, cult member, brainwashed, etc.). You make the allegations, we provide the evidence, drawing upon a vast library of Biblical commentary, anti-religious writings, historical information, and scandalous quotes from past leaders and members of the accused organization. Catholics, watch your Lutheran friends tremble as they learn that Martin Luther advocated bigamy for Henry VIII (clearly making him a non-Christian!). Lutherans, stun your Catholic neighbors with the solid Biblical evidence that only Lutherans are Christian. And Mormons will be pleased to learn that they are the only ones who are NOT members of a cult! Cultmaster 2000® is so powerful that it can make a non-Christian pagan out of anybody.

For those rare cases where the Cult Exposer module doesn't offer just what you're looking for, or for those times when you must denounce someone who doesn't fit neatly into the 3000 denominations covered, the Custom Cult Slayer® module has just what you need. Custom Cult Slayer® allow you to choose from over 500 crucial doctrinal issues which might differentiate your beliefs from those of someone else. Once you've selected a group of beliefs where you differ from others, Custom Cult Slayer® uses those beliefs to create an exclusionary definition of "Christian" to show why you are one and others aren't. This is a powerful technique which Kingdom of the Kults, Inc., and others have used successfully in books and pamphlets for years. For the first time, this method - known as "Semantic Redefinition for Exclusivity" - is now available for domestic use, thanks to CultMaster 2000®.

This exclusive software, so powerful that it can exclude almost anyone from Christianity except you, has years of research and evidence sifting behind it. But now you can be a cult expert in only minutes! Pick the target, click the mouse, and watch as CultMaster 2000 provides solid proof of scandal, occultic practices, and non-Christian beliefs. With CultMaster 2000 as your theological watchdog, it's just "Pick, Click, and Sick" every time.

As a public service, CultMaster 2000® offers a customizable letter to help you experience the Cultmaster 2000's Custom Cult Slayer® concept - in a primitive, public domain form (you've got to buy the software to get the real thing!). Try it out!

If your local bookstore doesn't carry CultMaster 2000®, they've probably been infiltrated by a cult. In that case, order direct by calling 1-800-HEL-FIRE and start putting the heat on the cultists around you!


Updates

UPDATE NOTICE: Version 1.1 of CultMaster 2000® is now available, correcting a serious deficiency in version 1.0. Although everything in version 1.0 was theologically sound, we had failed to include the dangerous cult system of the martial arts. CultMaster 2000 now provides information about the martial arts as a cult, based on the powerful expose in Bob Larson's outstanding book, Larson's Book of Cults, Tyndale House Publ., Wheaton, 1983, page 27. It sure makes sense that those in the martial arts are cultists. They wear exclusive uniforms, have strict rules and codes they must follow, give allegiance to human leaders, have varying levels or degrees in their priesthood-like system of advancement, and jump around while shouting strange words. (And when a human body flies twenty feet through the air after getting a mild bump from a typical ninja in the movies, you know demonic power must be involved.) The martial arts - self defense or Satanic threat? Now you've got proof with CultMaster 2000. (But if you are a martial arts specialist, don't worry! CultMaster 2000 will delete the arguments against your healthy hobby and provide a two-page document explaining why martial arts is obviously not a cult, and why those who don't enjoy martial arts will be damned.) Version 1.1 is available as a free update to registered owners of version 1.0. The CultSlayer® demo letter has also been updated to reflect the threat of martial arts cults.

2005 UPDATE NOTICE: DIETARY CULTS! Newly released version 1.2 of CultMaster 2000® now gives you the power to prove that users of fad diets are falling under the demonic influence of cults! For example, perhaps someone you love is on a highly non-Biblical "low carb" diet such as the Atkins diet. In the past, you only had a few tools to deal with such delusion: you could say that Dr. Atkins was obese, or say that some doctors said the diet was bogus. But your loved one still stuck with the cult-like demands of the rigorous diet, obsessed (or possessed?) with a desire to lose weight and look good. You had suspicions, but NOW YOU'VE GOT PROOF! Just click on the "diet cults" button in CultMaster 2000® and select "low carb." Within seconds, you'll find undeniable evidence from the Bible that your loved one is a member of a Satanic cult and is losing more than just a few pounds of fat--they are losing their soul!! While we can't give away all the powerful evidence in our product, as a free sample, you should know that God commanded man in Genesis 3:19 to eat bread, that God's people were commanded to remember God by eating unleavened bread in Exodus 23:15, that the God-given food of "manna" was a form of bread (Numbers 21:5 calls it "light bread"), and Christ commanded Christians to eat broken bread regularly to remember Him. Any group that commands its adherents to follow a rigorous, cultlike program in which bread is forbidden(!) stands in direct opposition to God Himself and is clearly a member of a Satanic cult. And if they insist on eating lots of meat, they are condemned even more, for 1 Corinthians 8:8 clearly teaches that "meat commendeth us not to God" and Acts 15:29 commands us to "abstain from meats." We have much more evidence than that, of course, to expose the Satanic roots of most modern dietary plans. Enough evidence to allow you to pummel your loved ones for hours until they have no choice but to abandon their low-carb cult. All based squarely on the Bible, with supplemental facts from the American Medical Association and Fad Dieters Anonymous.

We also offer tools to condemn religions with dietary restrictions or so-called "health codes"--CultMaster 2000® shows why they are actually "hell codes"! If those you love don't smoke, drink, eat pork, avoid red meat on Fridays, or whatever, you'll be able to mock them like never before. They may not always convert, but you'll be glad you tried!

2006 UPDATE NOTICE: EXPOSE NON-DIETERS! Newly released version 1.3 of CultMaster 2000® now includes powerful tools to help dieters show that non-dieters and the obese in general share many of the worst characteristics of classic cults! Why does Uncle Bob refuse to diet? Why does he willingly carry an extra 50-pounds in his paunch? Perhaps you suspected he was under demonic influence. NOW YOU CAN PROVE IT! CultMaster 2000® provides you with the loving, Bible-based tools and reasoning you need to ridicule your loved ones into finally doing something about their weight! You can show them that your favorite diet (we offer support for your choice of any of twenty-four popular dietary plans, including, for example, low-carb diets in general and specific low-carb diets such as the Atkins plan) is inspired, Bible-based, and, if you wish, even necessary for salvation! Not only will you help them gain eternal life, you'll add valuable years of mortal life as they slim down according to the Biblical dietary principles that we show are behind whatever diet you choose!

For example, suppose you're on a low-carb diet and want to help a loved one get on it, too. We'll show that rigorous dietary programs like your low-carb diet are at the core of Biblical teachings. While we can't give away all the powerful evidence in CultMaster 2000®, we'll give you a small taste of what you should know. For example, the common Bible practice of fasting forty days and nights actually refers to extended low-carb diets (e.g., Exodus 34:28 shows that the main thing Moses was avoiding was BREAD = carbs). Those who don't undergo rigorous dietary programs stand in opposition to the prophets and even to the Lord Himself. You should know that God introduced bread to Adam as a result of SIN, and that bread was not in the Garden of Eden, where God meant Adam and Eve to be. Giving up bread and other carbs is step one in making it back to paradise (and to reducing the size of that unseemly paunch).

What about those who say the low-carb diets are bad for encouraging meat eating? They deny Bible truth! For example, 1 Timothy 4:1-4 says that those who tell others "to abstain from meats" are in grave error, for they "depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils"! That means they are demonic cultists, plain and simple. Every righteous person in the Bible ate meat!

And contrary to the scandalous distortions of scripture taught by cults, the passage about unleavened bread in Exodus 23:15 actually proves that low-carb diets are divinely inspired, for the command to eat unleavened bread is a command to eat it "seven days, as I commanded thee, in the time appointed of the month Abib"--eating bread only 7 days in a year! But even that commandment, which was part of the law of Moses, has been abolished, so we should eat even less bread than that. In fact, those who eat regular human-made bread are choosing a man-made idol over Christ, who said HE (not Wonderbread!) is the bread of life in John 6:35! Refusing carbs is the only way to truly accept the real, intangible bread of life. In fact, Deuteronomy 29:6 even says so in plain English: "Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye might know that I am the LORD your God."

Avoiding carbs (or having a religious health code that avoids wine) is the only way to know God and be saved, and any group that says otherwise is clearly a cult! And that's just the beginning of what we'll help you do with the Bible as your only foundation, and some publications from many leading physicians.


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Solving the Christian Puzzle by John Tvedtnes of the Maxwell Institute - Dr. Tvedtnes recently discovered a first-century A.D. document, "Solving The Christian Puzzle," by Rabbi Yohanan bar Alcalai. John translated it from the original Hebrew, revealing a harsh anti-Christian attack that sounds so much like modern anti-Mormon criticism. But he could have generated the same document much more rapidly using CultMaster 2000 software!


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